Dallas Cowboys 2010 Training Camp Preview

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07/22/2010 - (Sportsbook Betting Lines) -

REPORT DATE: July 24th

SITE: Alamodome, San Antonio, TX/Marriott Residence Inn Oxnard River Bridge, Oxnard, CA

CAMP OBJECTIVES: The Cowboys are certain to have some drama at training camp because, well, they're the Cowboys, though there are not a lot of high-profile position battles of which to speak. The left tackle spot is worth watching, since Doug Free is being asked to switch to the left side to replace the released Flozell Adams, and the team dealt for ex-Rams first-round flame-out Alex Barron in order to push Free. Elsewhere on offense, it will be interesting to see how reps are dispersed among running backs Marion Barber, Felix Jones, and Tashard Choice, and if and when Dez Bryant gets signed, how he'll fit in with Miles Austin, Roy Williams, and Patrick Crayton. Defensively, Wade Phillips' group is pretty much set. The biggest question is at free safety, where Mike Hamlin, Alan Ball, and Pat Watkins could all factor in. Hamlin, a 2009 fifth-round pick out of Clemson, is viewed as the favorite. Otherwise, there will be a lot of eyes on former kickoff specialist David Buehler, who has a strong but erratic leg and needs to prove that he can handle placements. Otherwise, Jerry Jones could be on the horn to someone like Dallas native Matt Stover.

PRESEASON SCHEDULE:

Aug 8 - vs. Cincinnati, 8:00 PM Aug 12 - vs. Oakland, 9:00 PM Aug 21 - at San Diego, 9:00 PM Aug 28 - at Houston, 8:00 PM Sep 2 - vs. Miami, 8:00 PM

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